Sunday, May 2, 2010

Crutches- An anything but love story

So I haven't posted in three days:

thursday... well I was lazy and forgot- oops
friday... I dislocated my knee! D:
saturday... I couldn't access a computer, why? I couldn't walk

Now I can though- due to the "magic" that is crutches
Holly Crap do I hate crutches
Firstly, they totally undermine my whole It's easier to rely on yourself theory
Second- They don't let you use your hands
Do you know how annoying it is to not be able to carry things?
Thirdly- They make stairs a pain
Fourthly- They're deceptively light, I've whacked myself in the face multiple times now
Fifthly- They're always the wrong temperature- the aluminium is either cold- or warm, but never body temp.
Sixthly- They make people have sympathy for you
Seventhly- They slow you down
Eighthly- When your not using them you have to find somewhere to put them
Ninthly- They make your underarms hurt
Tenthly- They are a little bit too short, or a little bit too tall- but it's always uncomfortable -_-
like really- do you know anyone who's EXACTLY 5'11" or 6'0" ?


Well, goodbye goodluck and may you never need crutches

oh and my thought of the day? You guessed it- crutches suck