Wednesday, April 28, 2010

50 THINGS THAT WOULD START AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION


         Oh Noes!
Only twenty minutes until this post is overdue!
So when in doubt- revert to trend #1; lists!
Without further ado





50 THINGS THAT WOULD START AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION


        I.      You found a wallet
      II.            You were attacked by monkeys
    III.            Aliens took your homework
    IV.            You are trying to immigrate into the country
      V.            Your mother ran away from home
    VI.            You kicked a dog
  VII.            You kissed a girl and liked it
VIII.            You are getting a prostate exam
    IX.            You need help making a list of 50 scenarios in which a conversation would occur
      X.            You created intelligent cheese
    XI.            You just found out you have the same English and Drama teachers
  XII.            You bought a llama
XIII.            You have every disease and therefore they all cancel each other out
XIV.            You need a job
  XV.            You are pregnant..... again
XVI.            You are pregnant.... and a man
XVII.            You lost your pet platypus
XVIII.            You graduated..... and are 5 yrs old
XIX.            You are walking on stilts
  XX.            You can speak to birds
XXI.            Your brother is actually your sister
XXII.            You were proposed to
XXIII.            You are on the run from police
XXIV.            You blew up a police car
XXV.            The Nazgul are coming!!!!
XXVI.            You have an extruded eyeball
XXVII.            You are allergic to homework
XXVIII.            You have an ostrich fetish
XXIX.            It`s your birthday
XXX.            Your wearing your birthday suit
XXXI.            You are writing a play about a play about a play about a play about a play about a play
XXXII.            You are not wearing glasses.... but two monocles
XXXIII.            You just ate a penguin steak
XXXIV.            SpongeBob came out of your TV
XXXV.            YOU live in a pineapple under the sea
XXXVI.            You preformed medical surgery..... in your sleep
XXXVII.            You have fallen in love with Lady Gaga
XXXVIII.            You have gone back in time
XXXIX.            Your best friend is Julius Caesar
   XL.            You have ran a kite
 XLI.            You attacked an emu
XLII.            An emu attacked you
XLIII.            You fed the animals at the zoo
XLIV.            A man in a jerkin sang Arabian Nights to you
XLV.            Your crab cake is singing Under The Sea
XLVI.            You have rabies
XLVII.            The purple dinosaur followed you home.......again
XLVIII.            Someone told you Mr. Rogers is dead
XLIX.            A millipede crawled into your ear and laid eggs
       L.            You are a vegetarian vampire (as in no meat, not "just" animals)

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